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Stolen from Dave_the_turnip Live journa;

from the site http://theweekly.co.uk/4801/your_name_here/index.cgi

LISA

Literal meaning
"Stuck in traffic."

History
At first the medical term for a specific congenital deformity under appalling conditions, the name Lisa was originally used ineffectually to refer to a famous sect of surly, pilfering domestic servants, before it was bullied at school.

Famous Lisas
1. Lisa Macaulay-Endeavour, named in court as holding compromising material concerning an ice sculpture of Hugh Scully; ghost-writer of Yootha Joyce's disgraceful autobiography, E-MAIL ME FOR THE SECRET OF MY MILLIONAIRE'S SUCCESS; first holder of the casually perilous office of Ruler of the World in Exile;
2. Lisa Smmith ("The Blue"), director of the new Bond movie, DEAD, BURIED, ARMED AND DANGEROUS;
3. Doctor Lisa Happenstance-Tidecatcher, who discovered the early career of Roy Clarke;
4. Lisa D L Staplegun-Toot, champion of the right to use static electricity; ghost-writer of Ming the Merciless's posturingly lurid autobiography, I WAS MONTY'S THUG;
5. Lisa Sprokes, early user of the monkey cartilage gear system;
6. Lisa Z Frewsy ("The Pale"), opponent of the world's sturdiest box;
7. Lisa Dots ("The Mighty"), indifferent to the self-aware cartoon strip;
8. Lisa Ach, of the generation which fondly remembers the deckchair-cum-hat; first holder of the office of Evil Marionette;
9. Lisa Tightbadger, who lost a fortune on a slightly famous TV chef whom they saw looking at cardigans in Woolworth's one time;
10. Chief Scientist Lisa Nivea, BA, who's never forgotten Sock 'n' Roll.

Typical Lisa motto
"Can you hold this while I go to the toilet?"

This is so true in some places that it is not funny!